🏛️ Atkins Dynasty Vault
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CBS Sports Archive (2003–2025)
20-Year League Hall of Fame
23 seasons of glory, bad beats, and family rivalries across 1,818 head-to-head battles in the Remember the Titans league.
💍 The Trophy Room (Championship Rings)
22 Titles Awarded
Single With Children
💍💍💍💍 4 Titles
👤 Kevin Feather
Career Record:
172-148 (0.537)
Wonder Twins
💍💍💍💍 4 Titles
👤 Tamara Atkins
Career Record:
171-154 (0.526)
Mazies Gang
💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 michaux early
Career Record:
189-132 (0.589)
No Sweat
💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 Aidan Feather, Richie Richardson
Career Record:
174-148 (0.540)
Injuries R Us
💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 Allen Baugh, Heath Atkins
Career Record:
142-180 (0.441)
Schadenfreude
💍💍 2 Titles
👤 Joseph Findley
Career Record:
182-138 (0.569)
BUCBALL
💍💍 2 Titles
👤 brian bretzius
Career Record:
177-146 (0.548)
Drunken Squids
💍💍 2 Titles
👤 Chris Yates
Career Record:
165-154 (0.517)
Viridis Bay Packers
💍 1 Title
👤 Jerry King, Logan Atkins
Career Record:
150-169 (0.470)
Wicked Noles
💍 1 Title
👤 Alexander Vazquez
Career Record:
149-170 (0.467)
📊 20-Year All-Time Franchise Leaderboard
Aggregate performance from 2003 through 2024
| # | Franchise | Manager(s) | Rings | W-L-T | Win % | Pts For | Pts Against | Diff | Avg Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Single With Children | Kevin Feather | 💍💍💍💍 | 172-148 | 0.537 | 30,648.7 | 29,182.0 | +1,466.7 | 4.7 |
| 2 | Wonder Twins | Tamara Atkins | 💍💍💍💍 | 171-154 | 0.526 | 29,934.9 | 29,377.8 | +557.1 | 5.1 |
| 3 | Mazies Gang | michaux early | 💍💍💍 | 189-132 | 0.589 | 30,717.0 | 28,770.0 | +1,947.0 | 4.0 |
| 4 | No Sweat | Aidan Feather, Richie Richardson | 💍💍💍 | 174-148 | 0.540 | 30,017.3 | 29,160.3 | +857.0 | 4.8 |
| 5 | Injuries R Us | Allen Baugh, Heath Atkins | 💍💍💍 | 142-180 | 0.441 | 27,560.3 | 29,080.0 | -1,519.7 | 6.7 |
| 6 | Schadenfreude | Joseph Findley | 💍💍 | 182-138-1 | 0.569 | 31,053.4 | 29,373.3 | +1,680.1 | 4.2 |
| 7 | BUCBALL | brian bretzius | 💍💍 | 177-146 | 0.548 | 30,688.6 | 29,530.7 | +1,157.9 | 4.6 |
| 8 | Drunken Squids | Chris Yates | 💍💍 | 165-154-1 | 0.517 | 29,792.7 | 28,823.2 | +969.5 | 5.1 |
| 9 | Viridis Bay Packers | Jerry King, Logan Atkins | 💍 | 150-169 | 0.470 | 28,983.7 | 28,821.1 | +162.6 | 6.1 |
| 10 | Wicked Noles | Alexander Vazquez | 💍 | 149-170-2 | 0.467 | 29,375.2 | 29,592.8 | -217.6 | 6.3 |
| 11 | Archetypo Wally | Wally Atkins | — | 143-176 | 0.448 | 28,904.8 | 29,266.9 | -362.1 | 6.7 |
| 12 | cocoa is too tuff for u | Divyesh Vallabh, Joshua Matlis | — | 110-209 | 0.345 | 27,007.1 | 29,638.6 | -2,631.5 | 8.2 |
🔥 All-Time Highest Game Scores
Single-Game Peak
#1
170.2 pts
Archetypo
vs Mazies Gang (Wk 5, 2019)
#2
169.8 pts
Drunken Squids
vs Single With Children (Wk 17, 2018)
#3
166.4 pts
BUCBALL
vs Schadenfreude (Wk 8, 2015)
#4
166.0 pts
Mazies Gang
vs Schadenfreude (Wk 6, 2018)
#5
161.8 pts
Gee, I'm Spatial
vs Wonder Twins (Wk 1, 2014)
#6
156.8 pts
Gay Bay Packers
vs Mazies Gang (Wk 12, 2008)
#7
155.6 pts
BUCBALL
vs Wicked Noles (Wk 5, 2019)
#8
154.4 pts
Gee, I'm Spatial
vs ShakingMyHeadTwice (Wk 11, 2017)
⚡ Closest Heartbreakers (Smallest Margin)
Decided by Inches
#1
Δ 0.00
Wicked Noles (84.4)
vs
Schadenfreude (84.4)
Wk 5, 2007
#2
Δ 0.00
Fighting Palms (80.2)
vs
Wicked Noles (80.2)
Wk 5, 2009
#3
Δ 0.10
Wicked Noles (105.6)
vs
Handball Rocks (105.7)
Wk 4, 2014
#4
Δ 0.10
Wonder Twins (92.8)
vs
Gay Bay Packers (92.9)
Wk 1, 2021
#5
Δ 0.10
HandballRocks (87.7)
vs
Schadenfreude (87.6)
Wk 4, 2019
#6
Δ 0.20
Drunken Squids (117.5)
vs
Wicked Noles (117.7)
Wk 15, 2015
#7
Δ 0.20
Drunken Squids (108.2)
vs
Single With Children (108.4)
Wk 7, 2016
#8
Δ 0.20
Sugar, Water, Purple (107.6)
vs
BUCBALL (107.4)
Wk 2, 2011
💥 Biggest Blowouts in League History
Historic Annihilations
#1
+129.8 pts
Sugar, Water, Purple
over Handball Rocks (Wk 10, 2011)
#2
+104.4 pts
Married With Kids
over Outlaws (Wk 14, 2010)
#3
+100.7 pts
Single With Children
over Wonder Twins (Wk 17, 2022)
#4
+98.6 pts
Gee, I'm Spatial
over Wicked Noles (Wk 8, 2015)
#5
+94.6 pts
Gay Bay Packers
over Single With Children (Wk 3, 2015)
#6
+92.9 pts
Mazies Gang
over Handball Rocks (Wk 10, 2010)
#7
+89.7 pts
Drunken Squids
over Schadenfreude (Wk 6, 2017)
#8
+89.6 pts
Gee, I'm Spatial
over Wonder Twins (Wk 1, 2014)
💀 Lowest Single-Game Disasters
The Hall of Pain
#1
20.5 pts
Archetypo
vs Wicked Noles (Wk 5, 2015)
#2
21.2 pts
ShakingMyHeadTwice
vs Viridis Bay Packers (Wk 15, 2023)
#3
27.2 pts
ShakingMyHeadTwice
vs BUCBALL (Wk 13, 2021)
#4
28.1 pts
Drunken Squids
vs Archetypo (Wk 9, 2010)
#5
28.1 pts
Gay Bay Packers
vs Single With Children (Wk 11, 2020)
#6
28.8 pts
ShakingMyHeadTwice
vs Drunken Squids (Wk 14, 2024)
#7
30.4 pts
Mazies Gang
vs BUCBALL (Wk 4, 2014)
#8
30.5 pts
ShakingMyHeadTwice
vs HandballRocks (Wk 17, 2023)
📜 Chronological Roll of Champions (2003–2024)
Every crowned champion across two decades of league history
2024
🏆
Wonder Twins
Runner-up: Schadenfreude
Tamara 4th ring
2023
🏆
BUCBALL
Runner-up: Archetypo
Wally runner-up finish (13-5)
2022
🏆
Wicked Noles
Runner-up: No Sweat
Co-champions (Week 17 Hamlin stoppage)
2021
🏆
Wonder Twins
Runner-up: Schadenfreude
Co-champions
2020
🏆
Schadenfreude
2019
🏆
Injuries R Us
2018
🏆
Viridis Bay Packers
Runner-up: No Sweat
Co-championship / Split recorded
2017
🏆
No Sweat
2016
🏆
Single With Children
2015
🏆
BUCBALL
2014
🏆
Mazies Gang
2013
🏆
Wonder Twins
2012
🏆
Drunken Squids
2011
🏆
Drunken Squids
2010
🏆
Mazies Gang
2009
🏆
Single With Children
2008
🏆
Mazies Gang
2007
🏆
Wonder Twins
Runner-up: Archetypo
15-week season
2006
🏆
Outlaws / Injuries R Us
2005
🏆
Outlaws / Injuries R Us
2004
🏆
Married With Kids
2003
🏆
Married With Kids
Inaugural season