🏛️ Atkins Dynasty Vault • CBS Sports Archive (2003–2025)

20-Year League Hall of Fame

23 seasons of glory, bad beats, and family rivalries across 1,818 head-to-head battles in the Remember the Titans league.

💍 The Trophy Room (Championship Rings)

22 Titles Awarded
Single With Children 💍💍💍💍 4 Titles
👤 Kevin Feather
Career Record: 172-148 (0.537)
Wonder Twins 💍💍💍💍 4 Titles
👤 Tamara Atkins
Career Record: 171-154 (0.526)
Mazies Gang 💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 michaux early
Career Record: 189-132 (0.589)
No Sweat 💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 Aidan Feather, Richie Richardson
Career Record: 174-148 (0.540)
Injuries R Us 💍💍💍 3 Titles
👤 Allen Baugh, Heath Atkins
Career Record: 142-180 (0.441)
Schadenfreude 💍💍 2 Titles
👤 Joseph Findley
Career Record: 182-138 (0.569)
BUCBALL 💍💍 2 Titles
👤 brian bretzius
Career Record: 177-146 (0.548)
Drunken Squids 💍💍 2 Titles
👤 Chris Yates
Career Record: 165-154 (0.517)
Viridis Bay Packers 💍 1 Title
👤 Jerry King, Logan Atkins
Career Record: 150-169 (0.470)
Wicked Noles 💍 1 Title
👤 Alexander Vazquez
Career Record: 149-170 (0.467)

📊 20-Year All-Time Franchise Leaderboard

Aggregate performance from 2003 through 2024

# Franchise Manager(s) Rings W-L-T Win % Pts For Pts Against Diff Avg Finish
1 Single With Children Kevin Feather 💍💍💍💍 172-148 0.537 30,648.7 29,182.0 +1,466.7 4.7
2 Wonder Twins Tamara Atkins 💍💍💍💍 171-154 0.526 29,934.9 29,377.8 +557.1 5.1
3 Mazies Gang michaux early 💍💍💍 189-132 0.589 30,717.0 28,770.0 +1,947.0 4.0
4 No Sweat Aidan Feather, Richie Richardson 💍💍💍 174-148 0.540 30,017.3 29,160.3 +857.0 4.8
5 Injuries R Us Allen Baugh, Heath Atkins 💍💍💍 142-180 0.441 27,560.3 29,080.0 -1,519.7 6.7
6 Schadenfreude Joseph Findley 💍💍 182-138-1 0.569 31,053.4 29,373.3 +1,680.1 4.2
7 BUCBALL brian bretzius 💍💍 177-146 0.548 30,688.6 29,530.7 +1,157.9 4.6
8 Drunken Squids Chris Yates 💍💍 165-154-1 0.517 29,792.7 28,823.2 +969.5 5.1
9 Viridis Bay Packers Jerry King, Logan Atkins 💍 150-169 0.470 28,983.7 28,821.1 +162.6 6.1
10 Wicked Noles Alexander Vazquez 💍 149-170-2 0.467 29,375.2 29,592.8 -217.6 6.3
11 Archetypo Wally Wally Atkins — 143-176 0.448 28,904.8 29,266.9 -362.1 6.7
12 cocoa is too tuff for u Divyesh Vallabh, Joshua Matlis — 110-209 0.345 27,007.1 29,638.6 -2,631.5 8.2

🔥 All-Time Highest Game Scores

Single-Game Peak
#1
Archetypo vs Mazies Gang (Wk 5, 2019)
170.2 pts
#2
Drunken Squids vs Single With Children (Wk 17, 2018)
169.8 pts
#3
BUCBALL vs Schadenfreude (Wk 8, 2015)
166.4 pts
#4
Mazies Gang vs Schadenfreude (Wk 6, 2018)
166.0 pts
#5
Gee, I'm Spatial vs Wonder Twins (Wk 1, 2014)
161.8 pts
#6
Gay Bay Packers vs Mazies Gang (Wk 12, 2008)
156.8 pts
#7
BUCBALL vs Wicked Noles (Wk 5, 2019)
155.6 pts
#8
Gee, I'm Spatial vs ShakingMyHeadTwice (Wk 11, 2017)
154.4 pts

⚡ Closest Heartbreakers (Smallest Margin)

Decided by Inches
#1
Wicked Noles (84.4) vs Schadenfreude (84.4) Wk 5, 2007
Δ 0.00
#2
Fighting Palms (80.2) vs Wicked Noles (80.2) Wk 5, 2009
Δ 0.00
#3
Wicked Noles (105.6) vs Handball Rocks (105.7) Wk 4, 2014
Δ 0.10
#4
Wonder Twins (92.8) vs Gay Bay Packers (92.9) Wk 1, 2021
Δ 0.10
#5
HandballRocks (87.7) vs Schadenfreude (87.6) Wk 4, 2019
Δ 0.10
#6
Drunken Squids (117.5) vs Wicked Noles (117.7) Wk 15, 2015
Δ 0.20
#7
Drunken Squids (108.2) vs Single With Children (108.4) Wk 7, 2016
Δ 0.20
#8
Sugar, Water, Purple (107.6) vs BUCBALL (107.4) Wk 2, 2011
Δ 0.20

💥 Biggest Blowouts in League History

Historic Annihilations
#1
Sugar, Water, Purple over Handball Rocks (Wk 10, 2011)
+129.8 pts
#2
Married With Kids over Outlaws (Wk 14, 2010)
+104.4 pts
#3
Single With Children over Wonder Twins (Wk 17, 2022)
+100.7 pts
#4
Gee, I'm Spatial over Wicked Noles (Wk 8, 2015)
+98.6 pts
#5
Gay Bay Packers over Single With Children (Wk 3, 2015)
+94.6 pts
#6
Mazies Gang over Handball Rocks (Wk 10, 2010)
+92.9 pts
#7
Drunken Squids over Schadenfreude (Wk 6, 2017)
+89.7 pts
#8
Gee, I'm Spatial over Wonder Twins (Wk 1, 2014)
+89.6 pts

💀 Lowest Single-Game Disasters

The Hall of Pain
#1
Archetypo vs Wicked Noles (Wk 5, 2015)
20.5 pts
#2
ShakingMyHeadTwice vs Viridis Bay Packers (Wk 15, 2023)
21.2 pts
#3
ShakingMyHeadTwice vs BUCBALL (Wk 13, 2021)
27.2 pts
#4
Drunken Squids vs Archetypo (Wk 9, 2010)
28.1 pts
#5
Gay Bay Packers vs Single With Children (Wk 11, 2020)
28.1 pts
#6
ShakingMyHeadTwice vs Drunken Squids (Wk 14, 2024)
28.8 pts
#7
Mazies Gang vs BUCBALL (Wk 4, 2014)
30.4 pts
#8
ShakingMyHeadTwice vs HandballRocks (Wk 17, 2023)
30.5 pts